gotitforcheap:

the male face of Hilary’s campaign also being the face of syphilis in portland is a bit so good it seems like someone who worked on arrested development wrote it, like upon seeing it I instantly reread it in a Ron Howard voice

(via gaypriori)

korylou:

treatme-eatme:

I may be one horny mother fucker but I’m also one romantic mother fucker

Me

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rarestandfairest:

I had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so I published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. I think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.

(via 4oh20)

headgiver:

ceo: alright team, we need a name for dave matthews’ new band
dave matthews in an overcoat and sunglasses: i have an idea